IMDB очень сильно позабавил, явив миру цитаты из советсткого кино. Несколько особо ярких примеров:

“Mesto vstrechi izmenit nelzya”
Zheglov: What a kisser you got, Sharapov!

Kavkazskaya plennitsa, ili Novye priklyucheniya Shurika
Nina’s uncle: And I want a free travel pass.
comrade Saakhov: To Siberia!

Brilliantovaya ruka
Semyon Gorbunkov: I’m not a coward. But I’m scared.
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Lyolik: Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!
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Temptress: I’m not guilty! He came on his own!
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Chief: In the words of one of my former acquaintances, who is dead now, “I knew too much”

Afonya
Fedul, Afonya’s creditor: Who are you?
Afonya’s guest: Me? I’m a relative.
Fedul, Afonya’s creditor: Give me ruble relative! Afonya ownes me a rubl!
Fedul’s pal: Two.
[talking to Fedul] Fedul, Afonya’s creditor: Two! Two!

Kin-Dza-Dza
Dyadya Vova: Let’s go, Skripach, to outer space.

Mimino
Valentin Mizandari: Givi Ivanovich, that policeman has no respect for you whatsoever! He took away both, the car and the license.