Two fishes swim in Atlantics.
Suddenly the great shadow covered them.
First fish: What a shadow! What can it be?
Second one: That’s the bottom of “Queen Elizabeth”.
First fish: God, save the king!

One completely drunk man stood under the Nelson’s Column and poured off.
A bobby came up to him and said:
— Excuse me, sir. But it’s the Nelson’s Column…
— I fuck your Nelson!
— Excuse me, sir. But it’s a public place…
— I fuck your public!
— Excuse me, sir. But the Queen has a promenade here sometimes.
— I fuck your queen!!!
— Indeed?!
— In bed!
— Oh, I am sorry your majesty!